Your late night host emo matt is back with what critics are calling ‘the best talk show on an atlantic-based emo-themed cruise ship’. expect special guests, music, comedy and probably a shirtless cowboy.

We want to see your most creative and slappiest flop in our pool. sure, it’ll hurt, but let’s be honest; it’ll just be nice for you to feel something for once, won’t it. Judged by emo royalty, there’s a prize for the best flop!