Screamo Blend Coffee
This emotional medium roast coffee is a balanced tri-blend of Brazilian, Ethiopian, and Nicaraguan organic coffee. Each bean is hand picked and cried on. Roasted on dark and rainy days in our emo facility in Oregon then immediately sealed to maintain the sadness of each roast </3
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100% Organic, Fair Trade, Micro Roasted, and Certified Emo.
NOTE: Please Make sure to create an account when checking out! Without an E.N.D. profile you won't be able to self-manage your subscription. If you miss this step, don’t cry! Please reach out to our Emotional Support team at email@example.com and we will be able to send you an activation link via email <3
Exclusive Subscription Gifts:
Coffee subscribers receive a free gift in their subscription package every other month on average. Please note that this is a limited time offer and may be discontinued at any time. Your continued support helps keep these exclusive gifts flowing :)
10% off future E.N.D. Orders:
If you have subscribed to the saddest subscription in the world, you will see a button on the product page for all of our items that states “add item to your next subscription order”. All items added to your next subscription order will be discounted 10% off!
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We ship worldwide and offer USPS and UPS shipping options. Please allow 1-2 business days for orders to be processed before it ships. All orders are fulfilled Monday - Friday. We do not ship on the weekends or holidays.
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During sales and holidays allow 2-5 business days for processing before shipment. Government holidays, adverse weather, and billing or fraud verifications may affect fulfillment time.
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Free U.S. Shipping
For U.S. orders that total $100 or more you will have the option to select a free Standard Shipping at checkout. This is a limited time offer and subject to change at any time.
Some restrictions apply:
- Order total less taxes and shipping charges must exceed $100.
International packages are estimated to take 5-30 business days; however, faster options are available. See checkout for full list of precisely calculated shipping rates. Complications with delivery are rare, but please contact the shipping carrier to handle these issues. Once the shipment has left our facilities, we are unable to offer assistance. Emo's Not Dead is not responsible for delays caused by the post office or lost packages due to address errors.
At the time of delivery customers may be subject to Duties and taxes. These are the responsibility of the customer. If you do not pay the fees, your package will be returned to Emo's Not Dead and we will refund you the cost of the order excluding shipping.