Black Heart Blend Coffee

Regular price$17.95
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This highly emotional dark roast is a tri-bean blend of African, Brazilian, & Guatemalan full-bodied coffee. Each bean is hand picked and cried on. Roasted on dark and rainy days in our emo facility in Oregon and then immediately sealed to maintain the sadness of each roast </3

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100% Organic, Fair Trade, Micro Roasted, and Certified Emo.

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      Customer Reviews

      Based on 8 reviews
      Doug Sheets

      I absolutely love it, been a long time subscriber and was hooked after the first cup. My jeans keep getting tighter for some reason though...🖤

      Andrea Thomas
      Emo King of Coffee

      The best coffee EVER. My husband thought it was silly purchasing this coffee for the branding only, but now it’s the only coffee he’ll drink. I’ve been wanting to try the other blends but just can not take the chance to miss out on the deliciousness of the Black Heart blend!

      Stacy Kozlowski Albrecht
      So long and other coffees

      This coffee is so delicious it made me cry black tears 🖤

      John Vincent Bahrenburg
      I’m not okay, but this coffee is better.

      This coffee takes me to the Hawthorne heights of pleasure. I blinked 182 times before I could even speak it was so good. It was the sum of all 41 of my favorite pleasures and secret desires.

      Warms my Bleeding Heart

      Honestly, this is some damned good coffee. I can really taste the emo roasted in to every batch. The tears cried over each bean give it that special something that makes me want to write dramatic lyrics. Get some and enjoy. If you want. You don't have to listen to me. Nobody ever does. ...I'm not crying, you're crying.